Rockin it Texas Style

Went out last night 10/25 to see some awesome Texas bands. These guys freaking rocked! Not your normal country music type of Texas bands, oh no, more like in your face punk and southern Texas rock!

Although there were about ten bands I will tell y'all about the two best.

First let me say, if you don't live in Texas then you might as well pack your bags and step off into your grave! Cause if you ain't in Texas you might as well be dead.

So onward.........

Okay I am going to start out with the Texas Hippie Coalition. I am starting here but saving the best for last.

These guys are totally awesome. They play in you face Texas rock. The lead singer is HUGE and I mean HUGE! He has to be about 6 feet 10 inches and weighs in around 400 pounds, I am not joking, he is like me only taller! He wears a cowboy hat with hair down to his knees and a beard to his waist. He goes on stage wearing a vest without a shirt and it is so cool. And can the man sing, OMG he can sing! The rest of the band ranges from bearded hippies to long haired rockers. They perform all original songs which are distinctivly Texan!

Go check them out on myspace at http://www.myspace.com/texashippiecoalition

If you like it hard and hot these guys ar the answer!

Now for the band to end all bands. I love these guys and know them personally. They are awesome and deserve to be doing what they are doing.

Who are they?

SOMSARA

The lead singer Janardan is the best guy in the world and God gave him an awesome talent. He can scream with the best but still get down and let out a quiet side that is so intelligent it is creepy.

This band is very punk and very hard. If you like to mosh and bang your head this is the band for you. They are pure texas rock at it's finest and they are originally from right here in Grayson county Texas!

SOMSARA plays all original songs with a fervor that the biggest baddest recording artists would be hard pressed to follow. When off stage they are totally down to earth and love to hang with the crowds.

To Janardan, thanks for the shout out last night. You made me feel like the star and for a moment I was. You freakin rock!!!!!!

Go check these guys out at somsara.com or on thier myspace. You won't be dissapointed!

Now just to let everyone know. I went out last night sporting a blue mohawk and I have been growing out my goatee so that it is a little long, about 3 inches now. I dyed it and the hawk blue then sprayed glitter in both, I looked so cool!

People thought I was 25, which is a lot better than the 41 i was guessed at a few weeks ago!

Oh well nothing funny to report this week. Maybe on Sunday?

Lord

Posting as Promised

Just for Desert Girl!

I was invited to a drag queen show at a local club by some friends and let me tell you I had the time of my life.

My gosh I couldn't believe what I saw, men er ladies er yeah that looked better than most women. Unbelievable.

The show was hosted by Ivana Tramp who I knew prior to the show, She he brought several other people, with her. Crazy stuff.

I of course had to sit on the front row where I had the time of my life. My friend Ivana decided I needed to have my photo taken with her sitting on my lap. Can't wait to see it.

Now you may be wondering how I know a transvestite, yes folks he is a she completely, boobs and all. It is a long story but suffice it to say that I know a guy who plays in a band who is also a bartender at the local gay bar. I go to most of this guys performances and he introduced me to this gorgeous blonde girl who I later found out was er used to be a guy.

So that is how I ended up at a gay bar in Texas watching drag queens and having a blast. i would go back again.

Well I know this blog is lame but i thought I would share that with you. Maybe one of these days i will write something funny again but right now i don't feel like it.

Lord

Allrighty Then

Okay y'all I will post something up here in the next few days. Maybe something about a Rich Young Dumb Nymphomaniac! lol Go check out Cross Canadian Ragweed and you will get it!

Till then the Lord is out!